200+ Would You Rather Questions for Kids That Are Silly and Fun

Would you rather eat a worm-flavored lollipop or drink a glass of pickle juice?

If that made you giggle, you’re in exactly the right place.

“Would you rather” is one of the best games you can play with kids. No screens needed. No setup. No batteries. Just a question, two ridiculous choices, and whatever happens next. It works in the car, at the dinner table, on a rainy afternoon, at a sleepover, or anywhere a kid is bored and ready to laugh.

This list has more than 200 questions sorted into categories so you can jump straight to whatever the moment calls for. Silly ones. Gross ones. Food ones. Animal ones. School ones. Superhero ones. And a whole lot more.

Grab a snack, find your favorite kid, and let the arguing begin.

1. Silly and Funny Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Pure silliness. No rules. Maximum fun.

1. Would you rather have a nose that honks every time someone hugs you or ears that wiggle whenever you tell a lie?
2. Would you rather wear your shoes on the wrong feet for a whole year or wear your shirt backwards every single day?
3. Would you rather have a laugh that sounds like a seal or a sneeze that sounds like a foghorn?
4. Would you rather talk in slow motion all day or talk so fast nobody can understand you?
5. Would you rather hop everywhere like a bunny or waddle everywhere like a penguin?
6. Would you rather have to bow every time you enter a room or do a spin every time you leave one?

2. Gross and Disgusting Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Kids love these. Parents tolerate them. Everyone ends up laughing.

7. Would you rather drink a glass of warm ketchup or eat a spoonful of mayonnaise mixed with pickle juice?
8. Would you rather have to lick a dirty trash can lid or eat a handful of wet dog food?
9. Would you rather have feet that smell like cheese all the time or armpits that smell like onions no matter how much you wash?
10. Would you rather find a hair in your food and keep eating or find a bug in your food and stop eating even though you were really hungry?
11. Would you rather have to blow your nose into a piece of bread and then eat it or sneeze on your hand and have to lick it clean?
12. Would you rather have booger-flavored gummy bears or dirt-flavored ice cream?

3. Food Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Because food is basically everything when you are a kid.

13. Would you rather eat only pizza for a whole year or only macaroni and cheese for a whole year?
14. Would you rather never eat candy again or never eat chips again?
15. Would you rather have a never-ending supply of your favorite ice cream flavor or a never-ending supply of your favorite pizza topping?
16. Would you rather eat breakfast food for every meal or eat dinner food for every meal including breakfast?
17. Would you rather food always taste amazing but look completely disgusting or look amazing but taste just okay?
18. Would you rather have a mouth that tastes everything as chocolate or a mouth that tastes everything as strawberries?

4. Animal Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Perfect for animal lovers and anyone who has ever wanted a pet dragon.

19. Would you rather have a pet elephant that you could shrink to the size of a puppy whenever you wanted or a pet puppy that could grow to the size of an elephant?
20. Would you rather be able to talk to fish or be able to talk to insects?
21. Would you rather have the ability to fly like a bird or swim underwater like a dolphin without needing to breathe?
22. Would you rather have a dog that could do your homework or a cat that could make your bed every morning?
23. Would you rather be able to run as fast as a cheetah or be as strong as a gorilla?
24. Would you rather live in the ocean with sea creatures or live in the jungle with land animals?

5. Superpower Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Every kid has an opinion on this. It will not be a short conversation.

25. Would you rather be invisible whenever you wanted or be able to fly?
26. Would you rather have super speed or super strength?
27. Would you rather be able to read minds or be able to predict the future?
28. Would you rather breathe underwater or walk through walls?
29. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or talk to plants?
30. Would you rather have the power to make anything grow bigger or anything shrink smaller?

6. School Would You Rather Questions for Kids

For every kid who has strong feelings about certain subjects.

31. Would you rather have recess last two hours every day or have lunch last two hours every day?
32. Would you rather never have homework again but have to stay at school until 5pm or keep homework but get out at noon every day?
33. Would you rather have your favorite subject all day long or have every subject be just a little bit more fun?
34. Would you rather sit next to your best friend in every class or choose any seat in school but never next to your best friend?
35. Would you rather have a robot teacher or a teacher who was also a professional comedian?
36. Would you rather school start two hours later every morning or end two hours earlier every afternoon?

7. Outdoor and Adventure Would You Rather Questions for Kids

For the ones who are always ready to go outside.

37. Would you rather explore a real cave full of crystals or dive into a real shipwreck at the bottom of the ocean?
38. Would you rather have a treehouse that was five stories tall or an underground fort with secret tunnels?
39. Would you rather spend a week camping in the forest or spend a week at a waterpark?
40. Would you rather go on a safari and see wild animals up close or go to the top of the highest mountain in the world?
41. Would you rather have a zipline in your backyard or a giant water slide that goes from your bedroom window into a pool?
42. Would you rather explore a haunted house that is not actually dangerous or go on a real treasure hunt with an actual map?

8. Holiday and Special Occasion Would You Rather Questions for Kids

When everything is already exciting and the questions make it even better.

43. Would you rather it be your birthday every single month or Christmas every single month?
44. Would you rather get one giant amazing gift or ten smaller fun surprises?
45. Would you rather go trick or treating for a whole week straight or have Halloween twice a year?
46. Would you rather have a birthday party with only your five best friends or a huge party with everyone you know?
47. Would you rather have your birthday at an amusement park or at a giant indoor trampoline park?
48. Would you rather have a candy-only Easter basket or a toy-only Easter basket with no candy at all?

9. Sleepover Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Ask these when the lights go out and nobody wants to sleep.

49. Would you rather stay up all night and feel tired all the next day or fall asleep first at a sleepover but feel totally rested?
50. Would you rather watch five movies in a row or play games all night with no movies at all?
51. Would you rather have unlimited snacks at your sleepover but no screens or unlimited screen time but only water and plain crackers?
52. Would you rather sleep in a pillow fort you built yourself or in a fancy tent set up in the living room?
53. Would you rather be the person who stays up the latest or the person who wakes up first and gets the best breakfast?
54. Would you rather have a sleepover with two best friends or a big sleepover with ten kids you kind of know?

10. Magical and Fantasy Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Where imagination has absolutely no limits.

55. Would you rather live in a magical castle in the clouds or an underwater palace at the bottom of a crystal-clear ocean?
56. Would you rather have a fairy godmother who granted you three wishes or a magic wand you could use whenever you wanted but only for small things?
57. Would you rather go to a school for wizards or go to a school for superheroes?
58. Would you rather ride a dragon to school every day or take a flying carpet?
59. Would you rather find a door in your house that led to a magical world or find a map to a hidden treasure in your backyard?
60. Would you rather have a unicorn as a pet or a mermaid as your best friend?

11. Funny Body Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Because kids find bodies absolutely hilarious and honestly so do adults.

61. Would you rather have a belly button that whistled when the wind blew or knees that clapped whenever you walked down stairs?
62. Would you rather have eyes that changed color depending on your mood or hair that grew an inch every time you told a joke?
63. Would you rather have a tongue that was always the color of whatever you last ate or teeth that glowed in the dark?
64. Would you rather have hands that were twice the size of normal or feet that were half the size of normal?
65. Would you rather have a nose that could smell things from a mile away or ears that could hear conversations happening in the next town?
66. Would you rather your hiccups came out as confetti or your burps came out as musical notes?

12. Transportation Would You Rather Questions for Kids

How you get there matters almost as much as where you are going.

67. Would you rather travel everywhere by rocket ship or everywhere by submarine?
68. Would you rather ride a giant turtle to school or ride a giant snail to school?
69. Would you rather have a car that could turn into a boat or a bike that could turn into a helicopter?
70. Would you rather travel by hot air balloon with no way to steer or travel by skateboard that goes incredibly fast but you control exactly where you go?
71. Would you rather take a train through a volcano or a boat through a thunderstorm with a guaranteed safe ending?
72. Would you rather have a jet pack or a hover board?

13. Weather and Nature Would You Rather Questions for Kids

What if you could choose the weather every day?

73. Would you rather it rained chocolate milk for one whole day or snowed cotton candy for one whole day?
74. Would you rather live somewhere where it snowed every single day or somewhere where it was perfectly sunny every single day?
75. Would you rather be able to control the wind or control the rain?
76. Would you rather see a real rainbow that you could touch and slide down or see a real shooting star up close?
77. Would you rather have a garden that grew candy instead of vegetables or a tree that grew your favorite toy instead of fruit?
78. Would you rather live on a floating island in the sky or a floating island in the middle of the ocean?

14. Toy and Game Would You Rather Questions for Kids

The important questions.

79. Would you rather have every video game ever made but no one to play them with or only one game but your best friend is always ready to play?
80. Would you rather have a room full of LEGOs that never ran out or a room full of art supplies that were always stocked?
81. Would you rather have a toy that came to life and was your best friend or a toy that could teach you any skill you wanted?
82. Would you rather win every board game you ever play but never be allowed to cheat or always lose every board game but have fun every time?
83. Would you rather have a remote control car the size of a real car or a real car the size of a remote control car?
84. Would you rather have a brand new toy every day for a year or one incredibly amazing toy that never broke and you loved forever?

15. Cartoon and Movie Would You Rather Questions for Kids

For the screen time lovers.

85. Would you rather live inside your favorite cartoon for a whole week or have your favorite cartoon characters come live in your house for a week?
86. Would you rather be best friends with a talking toy or a talking fish?
87. Would you rather have the superpower of your favorite movie character or the pet of your favorite movie character?
88. Would you rather watch only cartoons for the rest of your life or only movies with no cartoons ever again?
89. Would you rather be the hero in a cartoon or the funny sidekick who gets all the best jokes?
90. Would you rather have a cartoon where you are the main character or write the script for your own movie that actually gets made?

16. Space and Science Would You Rather Questions for Kids

For the little explorers who look up at the stars.

91. Would you rather go to the moon for a day or spend a week on a space station orbiting Earth?
92. Would you rather discover a new planet or discover a new animal no one has ever seen before?
93. Would you rather be an astronaut or a deep-sea explorer?
94. Would you rather live on Mars in a special dome city or stay on Earth but get to visit space whenever you wanted?
95. Would you rather have a robot helper that did all your chores or a robot teacher that made learning every subject fun?
96. Would you rather travel to the future to see what the world looks like or travel to the past to meet a real dinosaur?

17. Sports and Active Would You Rather Questions for Kids

For the ones who can never sit still.

97. Would you rather be able to jump as high as a basketball hoop or run as fast as a bicycle?
98. Would you rather swim in an Olympic-size pool every day or have a trampoline in your bedroom?
99. Would you rather be the best player on a team that always loses or an average player on a team that always wins?
100. Would you rather play your favorite sport for a living when you grow up or coach your favorite sport and help others get great at it?
101. Would you rather be amazing at one sport or pretty good at every sport?
102. Would you rather compete in the Olympics or win a world record for something totally unusual?

18. Would You Rather Questions About Friends

Because friendships are basically the whole world when you are a kid.

103. Would you rather have one best friend who is always there for you or a huge group of friends who are all fun but not super close?
104. Would you rather your best friend lived next door to you or went to your school but lived far away?
105. Would you rather always make your friends laugh or always make your friends feel better when they are sad?
106. Would you rather have a friend who always wanted to do what you wanted to do or a friend who always came up with new fun ideas you never would have thought of?
107. Would you rather be the friend who organizes all the plans or the friend who just shows up and has fun with whatever is happening?
108. Would you rather your best friend had a superpower or your best friend was incredibly talented at something you both loved?

19. Bedtime Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Perfect for winding down without actually winding down.

109. Would you rather have a bed that floated like a cloud or a bed that gently rocked like a boat?
110. Would you rather have a nightlight that projected your favorite movie onto the ceiling or one that showed real stars exactly as they look in the sky?
111. Would you rather be read a bedtime story by a robot with funny voices or by a parent who always falls asleep before you do?
112. Would you rather have a dream machine that let you choose what you dreamed about or a dream journal that wrote down your dreams automatically so you never forgot them?
113. Would you rather have pajamas that kept you perfectly warm no matter how cold the room or a blanket that hugged you back when you cuddled it?
114. Would you rather have ten extra minutes of screen time before bed every night or a snack of your choice every single night before you fell asleep?

20. Would You Rather Questions About Growing Up

Simple and honest and just a little bit big.

115. Would you rather grow up to be a famous inventor or a famous explorer?
116. Would you rather have a job where you helped animals or a job where you helped kids?
117. Would you rather be really good at something that takes years to learn or naturally talented at something from the very beginning?
118. Would you rather be a kid forever or grow up but be able to remember exactly how being a kid felt?
119. Would you rather live in the same town you grew up in forever or move somewhere completely new and start fresh?
120. Would you rather grow up to do something no one has ever done before or do something that makes people happy every single day?

21. Silly Scenario Would You Rather Questions for Kids

The ones that make no sense at all and are perfect for that reason.

121. Would you rather sneeze every time you heard the word “hello” or hiccup every time someone said your name?
122. Would you rather everything you touched turned slightly sticky or everything you sat on made a loud noise?
123. Would you rather only be able to eat foods that were blue or only be able to drink things that were green?
124. Would you rather have a shadow that danced differently than you or a reflection that always made a different face than the one you were making?
125. Would you rather your pockets were always full of sand or your shoes were always slightly too big?
126. Would you rather every door you opened played a sound effect or every light switch you flipped made a different animal noise?

22. Music and Dance Would You Rather Questions for Kids

For the performers and the ones who perform only when nobody is watching.

127. Would you rather be able to play every instrument perfectly or be able to sing any song perfectly after hearing it just once?
128. Would you rather dance in front of your whole school or sing a solo in front of your whole family?
129. Would you rather have a song that played every time you walked into a room or a drumroll every time you said something important?
130. Would you rather make up a dance that the whole school learns or write a song that everyone in your class sings all year?
131. Would you rather always have your favorite song playing wherever you went or live in a world where everything happened to a perfect background soundtrack?
132. Would you rather tap dance through every hallway at school or have to hum the same tune all day without stopping?

23. Messy and Crafty Would You Rather Questions for Kids

For the kids who think mess is part of the fun.

133. Would you rather have a room made entirely out of LEGO or a room made entirely out of Play-Doh?
134. Would you rather finger paint an entire wall of your house or draw a chalk mural the size of a parking lot?
135. Would you rather make a sculpture out of spaghetti and glue or build a tower out of marshmallows and toothpicks?
136. Would you rather have unlimited slime supplies forever or unlimited craft supplies forever?
137. Would you rather paint a giant rainbow mural on the side of your school or decorate the inside of your classroom however you wanted?
138. Would you rather make something messy and cool that only lasted one day or something simple and neat that lasted forever?

24. Imaginative World Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Build the world. Then live in it.

139. Would you rather live in a world where everyone had a different superpower or a world where no one had superpowers but anything you imagined could come true?
140. Would you rather live in a house made of gingerbread that never ran out or a house made of giant building blocks you could rearrange whenever you wanted?
141. Would you rather go to school on a pirate ship or in a submarine?
142. Would you rather have a map that showed you where all the fun things in the world were or a compass that always pointed toward your next adventure?
143. Would you rather live in a world where animals could talk or a world where toys came to life at night?
144. Would you rather have a door in your bedroom that led to a different country every time you opened it or a window that showed any place in the world you wanted to see?

25. Kindness and Feelings Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Light, gentle, and good for a quieter moment.

145. Would you rather make someone laugh when they are sad or make someone feel calm when they are scared?
146. Would you rather be the person who always knows what to say or the person who always knows what to do?
147. Would you rather share something you really love with a friend or teach a friend something you are really good at?
148. Would you rather be known as the kid who was always kind or the kid who was always brave?
149. Would you rather tell the truth even when it was hard or find a kind way to say something that still felt honest?
150. Would you rather help someone you did not know very well or cheer on a friend you had known your whole life?

26. Funny Family Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Great for the dinner table when conversation goes quiet.

151. Would you rather your mom or dad embarrass you on purpose for one whole day or never embarrass you again but have to eat all their cooking forever no matter what it tasted like?
152. Would you rather switch lives with a sibling for a week or switch bedrooms permanently?
153. Would you rather your family went on a road trip with no planned stops or a vacation where every single thing was planned in advance?
154. Would you rather have a family game night every single Friday or a family movie night every single Friday?
155. Would you rather go on a camping trip with your whole family or spend a week at a resort where everyone did their own thing?
156. Would you rather your parents surprised you with something fun every week or let you plan one big family day every month?

27. Totally Random Would You Rather Questions for Kids

No theme. No category. Just pure random fun.

157. Would you rather everything you owned was polka-dotted or everything you owned was striped?
158. Would you rather be able to jump really high but land super slowly or run really fast but have to stop and spin before every direction change?
159. Would you rather always say everything twice twice or never finish a sentence without humming the last
160. Would you rather have a balloon that never popped or a bubble that never
161. Would you rather your name was a sound effect or your name was a color?
162. Would you rather sneeze rainbow glitter or yawn musical notes?

28. Would You Rather Questions About Favorite Things

The ones that turn into a whole conversation about who they are.

163. Would you rather give up your favorite TV show or your favorite game?
164. Would you rather your favorite book became a movie or your favorite movie became a book?
165. Would you rather eat your favorite food every day forever or never eat it again but always be excited about every other meal?
166. Would you rather your favorite season lasted all year or each season lasted exactly three months forever?
167. Would you rather wear your favorite color every single day or never wear it again so it stays special?
168. Would you rather keep your favorite memory forever exactly as it is or have the chance to relive it once but it might feel different?

29. Would You Rather Questions for Long Car Rides

The ultimate road trip game starter pack.

169. Would you rather the car had a karaoke machine or a popcorn maker?
170. Would you rather know exactly how long the drive was going to take or be surprised when you got there?
171. Would you rather stop at every interesting roadside attraction or drive straight through and get there faster?
172. Would you rather listen to your favorite playlist the whole trip or let everyone take turns choosing one song?
173. Would you rather play car games the whole drive or watch a movie that everyone in the car picked together?
174. Would you rather arrive and immediately do the most exciting thing or rest first and save the best for tomorrow?

30. Would You Rather Questions for Rainy Days

When outside is not an option and boredom is trying to win.

175. Would you rather spend a rainy day building the biggest blanket fort ever or baking something delicious with whatever is in the kitchen?
176. Would you rather read a book all day or do a giant puzzle that takes up the whole table?
177. Would you rather watch movies back to back or play board games until someone dramatically flips the board?
178. Would you rather draw and paint all day or build something with whatever materials you could find around the house?
179. Would you rather write a story and illustrate it or make a little movie using a phone and stuffed animals as actors?
180. Would you rather have a rainy day where you did absolutely nothing productive and felt great about it or a rainy day where you finished something you had been putting off and felt amazing?

31. Would You Rather Questions About Imaginary Friends and Toys

For the creative ones who still have a whole world in their heads.

181. Would you rather your stuffed animals could talk but only whispered secrets or your action figures could move on their own but only when you were not looking?
182. Would you rather an imaginary friend that only you could see or a real friend that no one else seemed to notice but you?
183. Would you rather your toys rearranged themselves into something new every night while you slept or stayed exactly where you left them but remembered everything you did together?
184. Would you rather find out your toys had been going on adventures without you or find out they had been protecting you from something silly while you slept?
185. Would you rather have a toy that could become any other toy you imagined or a toy that was completely unique in the whole world and no one else had one?
186. Would you rather your favorite toy could come with you everywhere invisibly or only existed at home but was somehow even more magical because of it?

32. Would You Rather Questions That Spark Big Conversations

For when you want to go a little deeper with a young thinker.

187. Would you rather be able to fix one problem in the world or solve one problem in your own life?
188. Would you rather everyone in the world had enough food or everyone in the world had a safe place to live?
189. Would you rather be brave when you were scared or stay safe when something felt too risky?
190. Would you rather make a new friend every week or keep getting to know the same friends better and better?
191. Would you rather do something kind that no one ever found out about or do something kind that everyone heard about?
192. Would you rather grow up to be exactly what you dream of being now or discover something even better along the way?

33. Last Round: The Best Would You Rather Questions for Kids

Save these for when everyone is warmed up and ready for the good ones.

193. Would you rather live in a world with no vegetables or a world with no dessert?
194. Would you rather have a twin who looked exactly like you but had a completely different personality or a sibling who looked nothing like you but thought exactly the same way?
195. Would you rather be able to pause time once a day or rewind it by five minutes once a week?
196. Would you rather never be cold again or never be too hot again?
197. Would you rather have a library in your house or a movie theater in your house?
198. Would you rather always know when someone needed help or always know the exact right thing to say?
199. Would you rather have a day where everything went perfectly according to plan or a totally unexpected day that ended up being the best day ever?
200. Would you rather ask the questions or be the one who has to answer them?

Final Words

The funny thing about this game is that the question itself does about ten percent of the work. The other ninety percent happens in the chaos that follows. The face someone makes before they answer. The “okay but wait, what if” that turns one question into a twenty-minute debate. The answer that comes out of nowhere and tells you something about that kid you never knew before.

Pull these out on a long drive when everyone has gone quiet. Try one at dinner when conversation has stalled. Whisper a silly one at bedtime when your kid is supposed to be sleeping but clearly is not. Break one out at a party, a playdate, a classroom, a waiting room.

Every question has two choices. Neither one is wrong. And somehow that is exactly what makes kids feel free to be completely, wonderfully, hilariously themselves.